King Kev Is Right

Kevin Keegan is not a King. He never will be. But to many myopic Newcastle fans, Keegan is King of Tyneside. That's like being King of Lichtenstein, Andorra or San Marino. No-one outside of Newcastle gives a fuck about this phoney title. It's a sign of how desperate Newcastle fans are.
The fact is that Keegan has won nothing at Newcastle. So why the title?

Being Newcastle's chosen royalty has no standing in the places that matter. Keegan is not going to get VIP treatment at La Bombonera in Buenos Aires. He is not going to be asked to speak at a top level coaching symposium in Brazil or Spain.

However, King Kev still holds sway abroad.

Enter the United States.

Wank coaching organizations such as NSCAA, who are doing a similar job to football to what the nutty Christian right has done to politics in the USA, would bend over backwards for Keegan to speak at their National Convention.

In a country, where nationalism is shoved down the throats of its citizens everyday, inspirational and passionate King Kev works. But then "Keeganism" only works with stupid people. Divs and the easily led.

Many American's are more concerned about illegal immigrants not paying taxes or a pastor speaking some home truths than why their government is throwing taxpayers money away.

Many American's don't question why their government is spending trillions on a war that has no end or any justification for being there in the first place. Am I talking about Iraq or Afghanistan?

You choose.

The President's word is gospel. Never question it. Doing so unpatriotic.

Support the troops, wave the flag (that is made in China), and keep believing in spreading democracy around the world to those countries that are not Western but need to be Westernized. Do these clowns mean countries like Burma? Sudan? Saudi Arabia or Indonesia? Countries where oil pours into western SUVS but human rights remain blocked by a political dam of corruption that is aided by western corporate money.

I can't be bothered with these people. And I can't be bothered with people that believe King Kev will bring back the glory to Newcastle.

Newcastle has never had any glory. The last time they won the league was before World War Two.

Newcastle may win the Carling Cup under Keegan, but that's about it! It's hardly glory. Winning the FA Cup is too much of a stretch.

Keegan doesn't have what it takes to win The Premiership or qualify for the Champions League and he knows it. That's why he has made comments saying so.

Keegan says Newcastle will win the second tier of The Premiership next season. Not The Premiership itself or a top 4 Champions League spot. Not unless he is given millions and millions of pounds.

He has a point. The top 4 will remain and stay: Moan U, Cuntski, Arsenal and Luckypool. The next tier will fight for a UEFA Cup spot either by finishing 5th or winning the Carling Cup or FA cup. Those teams are Spurs, Everton, Aston Villa, Portsmouth, Cuntburn and perhaps Newcastle if Keegan can get his act together.

A poor quality of teams in other words. But, The Premiership is the best league in the world - just like the "soccer moms" believe that America is the best country in the world.

Keegan said recently that The Premiership is in danger of becoming one of the most boring leagues in the world. He's right. Next season we have Stoke v Wigan. Bolton v Sunderland. Middlesbrough v Everton or West Brom v Hull City.

Sounds exciting!

The Premiership will be won by those clubs with the most money: either Cuntski or Moan U again. Just like the race for the White House will be won by either the Democrats or Republicans. The parties with the most money.

Democracy in other words.

The Premiership in other words.

Cunts.

But divs fall for this shit.

Thank God for men like Arsene Wenger.

Later