Cont Final

Tomorrow is the final of the Champions League. It's a final that I believe Arsenal should be in. Two inept refs and a cheating born again Dutch Christian cost us a place in the semis against Chelsea. If you ever want to see the hypocrisy of religion, then look no further than Ryan Babel's dive against Arsenal in the quarter-final second leg. The cheating cont needs to read The Ten Commandments before blabbing on about how Christianity has changed him. Yeah, it's made the goofy fucker dishonest. Some change.

You will get yours Babel.

CHELSEA WILL WIN TOMORROW
Why? Because they have had luck and an easy ride to the final.

The hardest team they faced was Luckypool, which they won due to a lucky last minute own goal by John "Long Ball" Risse in the first leg. The fat fuck Rafa also helped Chelsea by going on about having a DVD of Drogba's diving. Factor in the Luckypool center-back Skrtel going off injured after 22 minutes of the 2nd leg and Hypia not being given a penalty and you see Chelsea have had luck.

Look at the other teams Chelsea have played:
One of the worst Valencia teams for years. So poor that they nearly got relegated.
Rosenborg - they currently lie 10th out of 14 teams in the Norway First Division
Schalke 04 - they struggled to qualify for the knock-out stages and only managed to get into the quarter-finals by beating Porto on penalties.
Olympiakos - they conceded 7 goals in the group stages, and had a 40 year old keeper who looked as though he starred in the silent film era.
Fernabache - the weakest team of the quarter-finalists.

But this seasons Champions League final will be decided by one of two things: a single goal or penalties;

And it will be motivated by one factor: Death

Yes, the death of Pat Lampard, Frank Lampard's mum will be used to motivate Chelsea and the anniversary of the 1958 Munich air disaster will be used to motivate thickos like Rio Ferdinand.

Frank was labeled by the English press as being brave and heroic for stepping up to take the penalty that would give Chelsea a 2-1 advantage over Luckypool in the 2nd leg semi-final.

Let's get things straight here. Frank's job is to take penalties. He is the designated penalty taker of Chelsea. It's a fucking penalty he's taking. He's not dismantling a bomb that is about to explode and blow up half of London. Sure there is pressure, but all penalties in a crucial game carry that burden.

Calling Frank "heroic and brave" for scoring a penalty is cock sucking journalism at it's best. Nevertheless, divs like Ashley Cole fall for it. When Frank scored and went down on his knees in tribute to his dead mum, Ashley jumped on his back and hugged him in a way that was very homosexual. But Ashley was playing to the crowd. He couldn't give a fuck about Pat Lampard. By hugging Frank in such a caring way, Ashley tried to show the Chelsea fans that he cared. He tried to show the outside world the great team spirit at Chelsea. The respect the players have for Frank in such hard times.

Fuck-off Ashley you fucking fraud!

Manipulating the minds of thick people like Ashley Cole is so fucking easy. And conts like Alex Ferguson know that.

Take Rio Ferdinand - a man with the same room temperature IQ as Ashley. He said he wants to win the final for those that died in Munich 50 years ago. Why?

Did he know any of the victims? Did he lose any relatives in that crash?

Did he fuck?

But apparently Rio was moved by a speech made by Sir Bobby Charlton who told the Moan U squad about how important the anniversary of Munich is to everyone connected at the cont club. Why not just bring out the black armbands and start playing the "Death March" then?

I'm sick of the Munich anniversary. It's dragged on for long enough.

I think the final will be a letdown and I think that after Chelsea have lifted the Champions League trophy, the season of the anniversary of Munich will end in a huge anti-climax.

Winning Europe's most coveted trophy in Moscow seems like the most unappealing city to win it in. The city carries none of the romance or charm of Paris or grandeur of Rome. It just seems to be a cold and grey place illuminated by Red Square, occasional sunshine and Russia's nouveau-riche showing off their new found wealth.

It's only fitting then that a grey, autocratic club, full of rich individuals like Chelsea would seem like the ideal team to lift such a great trophy in the capital of a semi-totalitarian country that pretends to have democratic institutions but one that is run on a fascist-capitalist economy.

Chelsea after all are the nouveau-riche of football. They used to strive to be the Moan U of the south. But now roles have reversed. The Glazers want Moan U to be the Chelsea of the north - debt free and owned by one man who answers to no-one. A pure money making machine where football is the product and fans are the consumers.

Welcome to the new Champions of Europe.