Cont of the Week

The award for Cont of the Week goes to Rafa Benitez.

His mind games against Didier Dogbreath massively failed.

It was a major contribution to Chelsea's win on Wednesday night.

His rotation policy also failed.

Yet, so many conts were praising it saying that Rafa was a genius. That his players look fresh because of it. Where are these conts now that Luckypool have won fucking zero?

After the 1-1 Quarter-final 1st leg tie against Arsenal this is what the fat Spanish cont had to say about the blatant penalty by Kuyt that was never given:

"I was watching the replays and I don't think it was clear. In England it is not a penalty."

But in every other country it is?

Then to protect his guilty man Kuyt he states that:

"Kuyt was man of the match. He was always in support."

Kuyt played like a top level journeyman pro. He scored, he played the ball simple, he tracked back, he defended and was hard-working. He did nothing special apart from grab Helb by the arm just as he was about to cross or shoot when through on goal. A deliberate foul that deserved a sending off - minimum a yellow card.

Kuyt is nothing more than a Dutch Darren Fletcher. Except Kuyt cost 10 million. Would you spend 10 million on Darren Fletcher? Fuck no!

We all know that in the return leg that the cheating "yet so very honest Christian" Babel dived to get Luckypool back into the match. Not surprisingly, Rafa was silent on this.

Well Rafa, your stupid words about Didier Dogbreath being a diver will eventually cost you your job.

I give Rafa another season of failure and then it's adios. And I won't miss his boring tactics, his teams boring style of play or his boring press conferences.

You have one season.

Win the Champions League or The Premiership.

Or face the sack.

By the way lose some weight and shave the goatee.

Sort out your hair.

Make an appointment at Vidal Sassoon.

Because you look terrible - You fat, ugly, cont.

Later