Cont of the Week

A guy named Mike made my choice of Cont of the Week very easy today.
What did Mike do?
He did what I've noticed has become quite common.
He did what I've noticed men and women alike have been doing.
He called a group of (attractive) women "guys".

"As I was telling these guys earlier", he said pointing to a trio of women.

Why does that bother me to the point of making Mike - obviously a hard working and seemingly decent human being - Cont of the Week? It bothers me to that end because that is the type of thing that erodes a language. That is what erodes the aesthetic differences between men and women, obviously, and those between women who aren't easy on the eyes and even the average fitty.

If you didn't know, when a woman is hot and fit, we call her a fitty.
It may seem like a lame description but it beats calling women "guys".

WHY WOULD YOU CALL A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN A GUY??????

The three women in question were beyond fuckable. They were classy and sexy.
They'd get the approval of even the most heterosexual woman. They were hot.
If one or more of them asked me to share their bed, I wouldn't call my mate the next day and say, "I shagged this "guy" last night. She was amazing."


Fuck off Mike, you cont.